1 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:33,253 La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 2 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:34,590 La, la, la, la, la 3 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:39,090 Deck the halls with parts of Charlie 4 00:01:39,166 --> 00:01:41,692 Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 5 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:44,499 Make the Yuletide gross and gnarly 6 00:01:44,571 --> 00:01:46,938 Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 7 00:01:48,675 --> 00:01:50,644 Oh, hello, creeps. 8 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:56,844 It's me, your favorite holiday spirit, doing a little Cryptmas decorating. 9 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:59,045 Boy, do I love this time of year. 10 00:01:59,152 --> 00:02:03,453 Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your... 11 00:02:04,591 --> 00:02:06,856 Hey, Jack, get away from me. 12 00:02:14,234 --> 00:02:17,727 I guess he's off my Christmas chopping list. 13 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:20,638 Which brings to mind tonight's terror tale. 14 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:25,474 It's about two martial artists who do some chopping of their own 15 00:02:25,545 --> 00:02:30,483 in a tasteless fright to the finish I call "The Pit." 16 00:02:32,119 --> 00:02:33,863 We're down to the final moments here 17 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:37,654 in this brutal, awesome display of raw power and stamina. 18 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:39,969 Both of these fighters have endured more punishment 19 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,757 than any fight that I can remember. 20 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:43,228 A vicious exchange. 21 00:02:43,296 --> 00:02:46,755 Ladies and gentlemen, I can't believe these guys are still on their feet. 22 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:49,359 Will you look at the punishment each one is doling out 23 00:02:49,436 --> 00:02:51,769 and the punishment each one is taking? 24 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:55,233 Scott is downed by a vicious blow to the head, 25 00:02:55,308 --> 00:02:57,903 but he is back up, unbelievably. 26 00:02:57,978 --> 00:03:01,471 Don't these guys know when to quit? What is their limit? 27 00:03:01,548 --> 00:03:04,143 How can they endure this much pain? 28 00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:07,984 Another vicious exchange and a crushing reverse kick. 29 00:03:08,055 --> 00:03:10,081 Ladies and gentlemen, Johnson comes back 30 00:03:10,157 --> 00:03:12,058 with a quick exchange of blows. 31 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:16,153 I've never, in all of my years of broadcasting, 32 00:03:16,229 --> 00:03:19,791 seen anything as vicious and fabulous as this fight. 33 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:22,301 How can any one human being endure this? 34 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,838 Oh, and a vicious cross to the face. 35 00:03:25,338 --> 00:03:26,738 They're squaring off. 36 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:29,208 Neither one is standing very steadily, 37 00:03:29,276 --> 00:03:31,711 yet they're still viciously fighting it out. 38 00:03:31,778 --> 00:03:34,771 Another vicious cross, and a counter. 39 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:37,750 Ladies and gentlemen, this can't go on much longer. 40 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:40,617 Neither one has any strength left. 41 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:53,633 Man. That's incredible, don't you think? That really is amazing. 42 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:55,396 Now, since the match was declared a draw, 43 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:59,338 a certain amount of controversy has developed as to how it all went down. 44 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:03,002 - I thought it was a good fight. - Yeah, it was a clean fight. 45 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,068 I mean, people got their money's worth. 46 00:04:05,145 --> 00:04:08,946 Of course, if I had another round, I would have finished it. 47 00:04:09,015 --> 00:04:10,506 Yeah, right. 48 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:12,712 Hey, I had the only knockdown, remember? 49 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:14,584 Look, I still had you on points. 50 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:18,486 All right, now, but what about the rumors 51 00:04:18,558 --> 00:04:21,528 that sabotage forced the judges 52 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:23,723 to disqualify all weapons during the match? 53 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:25,408 I mean, that could have affected the outcome. 54 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:28,231 - Yeah, well... - The only person who needed sabotage 55 00:04:28,301 --> 00:04:30,429 to help win the fight would be Felix Johnson. 56 00:04:30,504 --> 00:04:33,440 Now, that's just the low-class kind of remark you'd expect 57 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:36,375 from someone with Aubrey Scott's background. 58 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:42,011 Excuse me, Miss Private School. 59 00:04:44,384 --> 00:04:47,252 I'd just like to know if either of you ladies ever feel trapped 60 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:48,811 in the shadows of your husbands, 61 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:51,120 or if you've ever considered resuming your own careers. 62 00:04:51,191 --> 00:04:53,524 Well, as long as promoters are unwilling to pay the same 63 00:04:53,593 --> 00:04:55,789 for women's events as they do for the males', 64 00:04:55,862 --> 00:05:00,391 I am more than happy to let old Felix here bring home the bacon. 65 00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:05,038 Amazing. This old cow finally said something I can agree with. 66 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:08,769 I mean, why should we go out and punish ourselves 67 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:11,209 when these guys can make double, triple, what we can? 68 00:05:11,278 --> 00:05:15,113 Besides, who would pay money to see a burnt-out has-been like Aubrey 69 00:05:15,182 --> 00:05:20,086 do anything except maybe rinse her hair to see what color she's using this month? 70 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:31,154 If I hear the name Johnson one more time, 71 00:05:31,231 --> 00:05:33,911 I'm gonna personally come down there, dip your face in battery acid, 72 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:35,959 and send pictures to your kids! 73 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:39,601 I don't care how you do it, Lou. 74 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,665 All I care about is that Aaron gets this part. 75 00:05:41,741 --> 00:05:43,107 You tell those wimpy producers, 76 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,168 if they can't make up their puny little minds... 77 00:05:45,245 --> 00:05:48,579 I'm going to pay them a visit and help focus their attention. 78 00:05:48,648 --> 00:05:52,415 I don't care if Schwarzenegger wants to bend over for all of them. 79 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:55,512 You get Felix that part or you're gonna be dangling by your you-know-what 80 00:05:55,589 --> 00:05:58,650 over Interstate 10 during rush hour. 81 00:05:58,725 --> 00:06:01,991 My husband will be the Pulverizer, or else. 82 00:06:09,669 --> 00:06:13,504 Jesus, Andrea, I'm only eight-tenths of a second off my pace. 83 00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:21,106 I am not willing to concede eight-tenths of anything 84 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:23,776 to that slime, Aubrey Scott. 85 00:06:27,621 --> 00:06:28,680 - Honey? - Yeah? 86 00:06:28,755 --> 00:06:30,747 I'm gonna slip out for a while. 87 00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:35,888 How about getting a little slippery right here first? 88 00:06:35,962 --> 00:06:36,962 Oh, come on. 89 00:06:37,030 --> 00:06:39,864 - Aaron, please. Come on, stop it. - Come on, baby. 90 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:41,868 Knock it off, you moron. 91 00:06:43,770 --> 00:06:45,636 I'm sorry, Aubrey. 92 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:51,777 Look, why don't you order up some room service, 93 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:55,343 watch a little Three Stooges on TV? 94 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:58,408 I'll be back in time to tuck you in, okay? 95 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:00,513 Okay. 96 00:07:07,527 --> 00:07:09,189 You hold that thought. 97 00:07:18,838 --> 00:07:20,739 Don't start without me, baby. 98 00:07:25,512 --> 00:07:27,276 It's got drama, it's got pathos, 99 00:07:27,347 --> 00:07:31,045 not to mention 20 million viewers worldwide. 100 00:07:32,819 --> 00:07:37,621 Evander Holyfield versus Mike Tyson, live from the Indiana State Prison. 101 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:41,093 What more does he want? 102 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:45,064 Jesus Christ, how the hell did this idiot ever become governor? 103 00:07:46,499 --> 00:07:48,058 Hold it, hold it. 104 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:51,901 Just tell me what his favorite perversion is. 105 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,066 I'll have it delivered with bells on. 106 00:07:57,544 --> 00:07:59,638 No, just call me when it's done. 107 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:08,180 God, am I bored. 108 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:12,458 We had waited three years for this match-up, 109 00:08:12,525 --> 00:08:13,925 and we were not disappointed. 110 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,622 Take a look at this action. 111 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:21,066 It was wall-to-wall, non-stop body blows, body slams, killer kicks. 112 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:23,501 Just when you thought one had the advantage, 113 00:08:23,570 --> 00:08:26,199 here comes the other, exploding like a bomb. 114 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:29,309 We knew there was no love between Johnson or Scott, 115 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:31,743 but this is unbelievable stuff. 116 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:40,119 It's hard to imagine how one of them was going to beat the other 117 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:42,781 without killing him first. 118 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:46,691 Maybe they're both better off that the match was declared a draw. 119 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:49,787 You know, word out west is that both of these guys are up for the lead 120 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:52,924 in the new 20th Century Fox film Pulverizer. 121 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:56,163 Supposed to be a war going on between Johnson and Scott's agents 122 00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:59,297 as they each try to land the role for their client. 123 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,565 Well, you tell that slut Aubrey Scott 124 00:09:01,641 --> 00:09:05,271 that The Pulverizer is an action-drama, not slapstick comedy. 125 00:09:05,345 --> 00:09:07,473 But if she's determined on embarrassing her husband, 126 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:10,915 I hear they're casting Police Academy 10. Excuse me. 127 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:15,379 Oh, gosh. Felix Johnson. He couldn't act his way 128 00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:18,357 out of a locker room towel fight. 129 00:09:18,425 --> 00:09:20,223 You know, I think the only reason 130 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:24,128 the producers are going through with this whole charade is for publicity. 131 00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:28,134 You know, maybe Andrea and Felix have a future in game shows. 132 00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:29,201 I don't know. 133 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:33,807 Be careful what you wish for, guys. You just may get it. 134 00:09:33,873 --> 00:09:36,672 In other sports, plenty of NFL action for you. In fact... 135 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:40,077 Miss P., Miss P., get me Judd Campbell's office in Hollywood. 136 00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:43,082 I've got a $100 million idea. 137 00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:47,416 A Malaysian-rules death match, Johnson versus Scott. 138 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:49,888 The match of the century. 139 00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:53,151 Kaos in the Kage! 140 00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:58,264 It's magnificent. 141 00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:00,732 Is this magnificent? 142 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,099 Well, the Romans would surely approve. 143 00:10:05,171 --> 00:10:07,868 You know, I remember staying up all night watching you 144 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,967 when you won the gold medal in Barcelona. 145 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,342 I was sure you were going to turn pro after that. 146 00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:15,974 In fact, I was kind of looking forward to promoting 147 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:19,110 some special events with you. 148 00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:22,485 Let me get this straight. You said Malaysian rules? 149 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:27,391 Yeah. No time limit. No restrictions on moves or weapons. 150 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,986 Anything goes, you know, till one man concedes 151 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:32,362 or is rendered totally unconscious. 152 00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:35,798 Define "totally unconscious." 153 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:38,634 Kind of like your husband is already. 154 00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:41,868 I knew I smelled dead fish in here. 155 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:47,676 My, my, my. Would you look at this? Would you look at this? 156 00:10:47,747 --> 00:10:49,215 You're even more beautiful 157 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:52,309 than when I saw you win the nationals in Minneapolis. 158 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,986 Oh, yeah, I remember that night. 159 00:10:55,054 --> 00:10:58,513 Felix and I were stranded in a blizzard in Denver. 160 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:01,151 Had to forfeit my match. 161 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:03,321 Lucky break for you, Aubrey. 162 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:05,331 Listen, you bitch, I've already kicked your ass 163 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:07,026 earlier this year in Johannesburg. 164 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,124 I had the flu. 165 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,879 Well, I'll kick it again, right here, right now, 166 00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:11,747 unless, of course, you're coming down with something. 167 00:11:11,771 --> 00:11:15,469 - Are you forgetting Pittsburgh, May '92? - No, I remember. 168 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:18,376 Heard you only had to fuck, what, two judges to win that one? 169 00:11:18,444 --> 00:11:19,912 Oh, you lying whore. 170 00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:23,108 I ought to rip that ugly wig you call your hair right off your head. 171 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,675 You go ahead, baby. You give it your best shot. 172 00:11:25,752 --> 00:11:26,776 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 173 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:30,915 Girls, girls, let's try and be gentlemen about this, huh? 174 00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:37,629 Now, we're talking about 30 million pay-per-view subscriptions worldwide, 175 00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:41,258 not to mention the live game, not to mention HBO. 176 00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:45,529 And the winner of the match will become the new star 177 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:48,507 of the brand-new Fox feature Pulverizer. 178 00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:54,910 Now, I just happen to have in my pocket the signed contracts 179 00:11:54,981 --> 00:12:00,249 from the Judd Campbell office guaranteeing the role to the winner. 180 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,956 Need I say more? 181 00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:07,458 Now, let's get a grip on this, girls. 182 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:10,861 In my scenario, even the loser of the match, 183 00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:12,489 and his wife, of course, 184 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:16,696 are gonna walk out of that pit with about $10 million. 185 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:21,307 Now, that's enough dead presidents to make anybody forget 186 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:24,503 about a little old Hollywood premiere, don't you agree? 187 00:12:36,155 --> 00:12:39,353 Malaysian death match? How could you agree to that? 188 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,053 What's the big deal? 189 00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:42,204 It only took you 10 minutes 190 00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:44,629 to put Hong Lee on permanent disability last year. 191 00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:48,134 Yeah, that's right, but Hong Lee is no Aaron Scott. 192 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:51,365 And besides, the last time me and Felix went at it, 193 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,633 the judges called it a draw. 194 00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:56,073 Well, there's not gonna be any draws this time, baby. 195 00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:58,043 Listen, that's exactly what I mean. 196 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,688 I mean, we're gonna have to hurt each other. 197 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:02,045 Oh, you're gonna have to do more than hurt him. 198 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,448 You're gonna have to drop him dead. 199 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:07,351 But I kind of like the guy. He's cool. 200 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,753 No, you don't like him. You hate him. 201 00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:12,348 He is a piece of gum stuck to your shoe. 202 00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:16,886 Listen, honey, even if I lose, I mean, we'll still be richer than God. 203 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:19,022 I don't give a rat's ass about the money. 204 00:13:19,098 --> 00:13:22,068 I am not about to let this stuck-up Boston bitch... 205 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,536 That no-class Texas tramp... 206 00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:26,129 24-karat phony... 207 00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:28,003 That trailer park trash... 208 00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:29,565 - Get one over... - On me. 209 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,162 - You're gonna go in there... - And you're gonna kick some butt. 210 00:13:32,211 --> 00:13:33,543 You're gonna win that match... 211 00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,479 And get me to Hollywood. 212 00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:37,441 - Is that... - Clear? 213 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:40,010 - Okay, sugar. - Okay, honey. 214 00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:51,562 And here in the grand auditorium, 215 00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:53,475 Felix Johnson is in the best shape of his career 216 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:54,626 as he continues to train 217 00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:57,865 for the long-awaited rematch with Aaron Scott. 218 00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:07,611 Now, this will be one of the biggest pay-per-view events in history. 219 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,615 Now, if orders continue at their present rate, 220 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,777 we're looking at an audience of about 50 million people 221 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,650 from 40 different countries. 222 00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,195 - You okay? - Yeah. 223 00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:47,246 Whirling dervish. Whirling dervish! 224 00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:06,963 The whole world said you could not put these two fighters together. 225 00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:09,634 This is a promoter's dream, a... 226 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,277 Somebody get Security! 227 00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:17,775 Ladies and gentlemen, amateur hour is over. 228 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:22,982 Say hello to the one, the only, the phenomenal Aaron Scott. 229 00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:24,055 Bitch! 230 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,432 Get him! Get him! 231 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,298 And that's merely just a taste 232 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:45,903 of what Felix Johnson will be getting this Friday night. 233 00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:49,244 - Come on, Felix! Me and you, right now! - Come on. Come on. 234 00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:50,783 I'm gonna kill her. 235 00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:52,682 I'm gonna rip her heart out. 236 00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:56,051 Come on, you chickenshit. I'll take you right now. 237 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:58,591 Come on, you bitch. Let's go right now. Right now, bitch! 238 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:01,719 Let go of me. Get... What the hell? Come on! 239 00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:05,726 I'm gonna kick your ass! 240 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:19,841 Trust me, folks, you've never seen anything like this before, 241 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:22,279 and you will never see it again. 242 00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:25,978 Johnson versus Scott. Kaos in the Kage. 243 00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:27,577 Don't miss it! 244 00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:06,951 Wondering how much launch you need to get up on that platform? 245 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,289 Nope. 246 00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:12,424 I'm wondering if coyote dung is a good cactus fertilizer. 247 00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:16,391 - I grow them, you know. - No, I didn't. 248 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:20,201 - Cactuses. - Cacti. 249 00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:23,599 I got a whole farm of them over in Arizona. 250 00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:27,072 But I got these coyotes shitting all over the place, 251 00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:28,910 and if they mess up my crop, 252 00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:31,416 I swear, I'll single-handedly put the little bastards 253 00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:34,079 on the endangered species list. 254 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,080 A man's gotta have a hobby, right? 255 00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:44,291 I mean, can't keep doing this forever, can we? 256 00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:50,566 Yeah, it's gonna be a mess, all right. 257 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,800 I can handle it. 258 00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:55,605 - You bet. - So can you. 259 00:17:58,277 --> 00:17:59,677 You bet. 260 00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:03,177 How did it come down to this, I wonder? 261 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,480 I mean, how did we let it go this far? 262 00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:08,417 There's only two reasons I can think of, 263 00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:10,881 both of them female. 264 00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:15,120 No turning back now, I guess. 265 00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,329 You having second thoughts? 266 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,930 Not really. You? 267 00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:28,067 No. 268 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,973 I guess I'm kind of looking forward to it. 269 00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,140 Yeah. 270 00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:35,112 I guess I am, too. 271 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:50,460 I'll take it. Just put it on our bill. 272 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:02,805 - Yes? - Andrea Johnson? 273 00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:07,445 What? 274 00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,478 That dismal bitch! 275 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,158 - Hello? - Aubrey Scott? 276 00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:31,466 Who is this? 277 00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:33,165 Are you sure? 278 00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:34,935 Are you sure about this? 279 00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:39,968 Damn her! 280 00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:53,018 I'm done. 281 00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:54,617 You can go. 282 00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:37,468 What the hell do you think you're doing? 283 00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:41,234 - What the hell are you doing here? - You first. 284 00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:44,869 I came down to see what a cheating, low-life scum your husband is. 285 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:46,207 Really? 286 00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:50,443 Looks to me like you're the only one doing the cheating, low-life scum thing. 287 00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:53,748 Well, rumor has it Felix modified his weapons, 288 00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:56,015 added a few little nasty surprises. 289 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:59,149 You know, you are such a lying sack of silicone. 290 00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:01,057 The only surprise going on around here 291 00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:04,620 is how you actually thought that you could sabotage his weapons. 292 00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:07,826 I don't need to sabotage weapons. Felix is a loser. 293 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:09,511 But then again, I guess you'd know that. 294 00:21:09,535 --> 00:21:11,179 That's how he ended up with you, isn't it? 295 00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:14,332 Funny, I don't remember being the loser 296 00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:17,535 working in a Cleveland mud wrestling dump. 297 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,910 - That was just an exhibition. - Oh, for two years? 298 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:26,612 You know, Aubrey, I don't really give a shit if Felix gets that job or not. 299 00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:30,781 All I care about is that you never see the inside of a movie studio, ever. 300 00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:32,620 Well, isn't that a shame? 301 00:21:32,691 --> 00:21:36,184 'Cause as soon as I get done kicking your gold-plated, fat ass 302 00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:40,666 into the has-been locker room, I'm on the first plane back to LA. 303 00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:52,469 What the hell? 304 00:22:20,472 --> 00:22:23,408 - You! This is your doing. - Fuck you. 305 00:22:32,651 --> 00:22:36,315 Underway, live from Las Vegas, 306 00:22:36,388 --> 00:22:38,357 a Malaysian-rules death match. 307 00:22:38,424 --> 00:22:41,553 Johnson versus Scott, the match of the century. 308 00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:44,129 Kaos in the Kage! 309 00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:09,049 Come on. 310 00:23:19,798 --> 00:23:22,893 Man! Andrea never hit me that hard. 311 00:23:22,968 --> 00:23:26,461 Yeah. The last time Aubrey used her claws like that, 312 00:23:26,538 --> 00:23:28,905 I had to get three stitches in my back. 313 00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:57,403 Okay. 314 00:23:57,469 --> 00:23:59,961 Well, guys, the producers loved your idea, 315 00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:03,305 and they're putting the writers on it first thing tomorrow. 316 00:24:04,043 --> 00:24:06,638 Yeah! Well, how hard can it be to rewrite a movie script, anyway? 317 00:24:06,712 --> 00:24:10,046 - Yeah. Besides, I like buddy pictures. - Hey, that makes two of us, bro. 318 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,845 I can see it all now. 319 00:24:11,917 --> 00:24:15,649 The new Newman and Redford. The new Glover and Gibson. 320 00:24:15,721 --> 00:24:19,624 We have got Johnson and Scott starring in... 321 00:24:19,725 --> 00:24:21,990 - The Pulverizers! - The Pulverizers! 322 00:24:25,364 --> 00:24:27,629 They're gonna kill each other down there. 323 00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:29,726 That's the whole idea, isn't it? 324 00:24:51,457 --> 00:24:55,895 I guess, in the end, the choke was on the girls. 325 00:24:55,961 --> 00:24:58,123 Choke hold, that is. 326 00:25:01,033 --> 00:25:05,403 I don't know about you, kiddies, but my money's on Aubrey. 327 00:25:05,471 --> 00:25:08,600 I think she's a little fester to the punch. 328 00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:13,271 Well, you know what they say. The scream always rises. 329 00:25:17,216 --> 00:25:19,617 There, all done. 330 00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:25,090 Now I'll have a little eggnog, listen to a few helliday tunes 331 00:25:25,157 --> 00:25:27,991 and wait for Santa Claus to come. 332 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:33,730 Maybe I should throw another Yule log on the fire. 333 00:25:37,336 --> 00:25:39,965 I wonder how Yule will feel about that. 334 00:26:17,476 --> 00:26:18,476 English -SDH